Got Dismissed For Not Being Gay

I was invited to help with the League of Women Voters. Of course there were only women working there. And to me after meeting the 'crew' I felt these women were gay. I'm fully aware that you aren't supposed to draw conclusions or pigeon hole or observe that someone might be gay. But Jesus gay is gay and these were gay women. Gay is the nice word.

I'm not gay, what I am is athletic, petite, and I have dressed tomboyish since I was 2. I do not go down on a girl, I do not let a girl go down on me. I work with gay women, believe me in the fashion industry there are gays, not just the men, the girls too. I'm a lawyer, not a fashion designer, but I do have a fashion designer help put my wardrobe together for me. Oh, and I have never had a problem attracting men with my looks or chosen dress code.

When the woman who invited me to join realized I don't do pussy, guess what she told me? They didn't need my skill set. I presume they meant legal skills. Not my skills of making a boy happy. I'm getting pretty tired of this gay cult thing.