Drunk Barefoot Elvis

I was having dinner at a Memphis Barbecue Restaurant until in comes a man dressed as Elvis as the crowd applauded as the man as Elvis came in holding a guitar, a bottle of miller lite, and he was barefoot as he climbed on top of an empty table, played his guitar and started singing All Shook Up very loudly until Elvis fell off the table and landed on his ass as everyone began to laugh at him.

Then a employee noticed Elvis's bare feet and told him he can't be here without a pair of Blue Suede Shoes but Elvis makes his way to the restroom and I was so grossed out that Elvis would go take a shit in a public restroom with bare feet.

Than about 20 minutes later Elvis comes out of the bathroom this time in a Sequin Speedo and his feet was covered in brown suede turds as he begins smelling his nasty feet in front of everybody while we were trying to eat, I almost felt like projectile vomiting at Elvis.

Then Elvis goes and grabs a Pulled Pork Sandwich off my table and placed his turd covered foot in it and started to suck his toes on my sandwich, as I grabbed Elvis's Guitar and smashed him over the head with it as Elvis Shook, Rattled, and Rolled on to the floor as the staff dragged Elvis's Half Naked Ass out of the Building, thank you Elvis for Ruining my Dinner.

Thank you very much.