To Each Their Own, I'm Sticking To Men

My cousin Linda has always been an introvert. This extends to her appearance, personality, attitudes. Not a surprise that she was still a virgin, actually never been kissed, at 37. For a long time many of us in the family assumed she preferred other women. So when at a family reunion we got in a conversation which slid into a conversation about sex. She said "how can you let a man do that to you?"

I took the opportunity asking her if she said that because she preferred women. Her answer didn't surprise me, better a woman than a man, any day, any time. We talked, I emphasized that no woman, no way, can ever 'fuck' you. And being fucked is what it's what it's all about. Her head shaking she said, a woman can show you what women were all about. We agreed to disagree, and agreed to give the other sex a try.

For me it was easy, put my husband on her and tell him to make her cry. For me the problem was more difficult, finding a woman I'd entertain. I'm just not into women. My husband was up to the challenge, his reputation in college was pretty bad, he keeps an eye out for any new secretary, and if I chose to believe him Las Vegas had those party girls when he went there with his frat buddies for their 'wild' weekend.

My turn came, my cousin introduced me to Sam, a cute 28 year old who tended to be attracted to masculine women. Her suggestion, just be the man. Sam was a pro, she dressed the part. played the part, was the demure innocent virgin. It took me too much time, but she knew what she was doing and I found myself deep in her darkest corner. My husband reported back to me, he'd put her in her place, he still had it.

When we compared notes, she told me he was crude, rude and ineffective. I told her Sam was cute, but quite frankly I had a lot more respect for men that nosed around down there. We agreed I would keep my husband, she'd stick with Sam.