In My Ass

I was jacking off and getting real horny. So I lubed up my butt and inserted a small butt plug. It felt good as I jacked off. Then I was wondering what else I could shove in my butt. I saw a banana on the table and put some lube on it. Then I took the plug out and inserted the banana with the peel on it in my butt. After I got the banana in my butt I took it out and peeled the banana and shoved the banana all the way in my ass. It felt good having the banana in my ass that I cum all over my self. I left the banana in my butt for about an hour then pushed it out. I wanted something else in my butt and discovered the hard boiled eggs. So I took one peel the shell off and put little lube on it and shoved the egg in my butt. I did the same as the banana and left it in an hour and pushed it out. I wish I could replace them with another man's dick. MMMMM maybe one day.