I want you to lick my asshole while you are jacking yourself off.
I will imagine that but that's the best I can do. What else masturbate and A-hole master?
Put a candle up your ass and while masturbating to oprah.
I can't stand ophra and don't think even the candle with the masturbation would do the trick!! You are even sicker than me-haha
ejaculate into a desk or floor fan, then lick it up whereever it lands
play with yourself in a parking lot while people are walking by
Done that-cell phones ringing off the hook at the police station. I don't want to be arrested just dominated or something?
Yuck you are more sick than me!
Get a pair of your sister's panties out of the clothes hamper. Look for a pair of panties with treadmarks on them and lick and lick them hard. After you are done licking them, wear them to bed. Then the next morning tell your sister what you did. She will probably just laugh.
No sister-that sounds fascinating!
Have sex with your best friend.
