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My Spouse
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Straight Male / 28
Wife Measured My Dick
I'm upstairs working from home and my wife is entertaining some friends downstairs. The one single friend of hers is talking about the guy she went out with last night. I hear the word "slut" shouted out followed by laughter so naturally I went into the attic to find a better spot to eavesdrop.
The slutty friend is talking about how muscular this guy was but how small his dick was. She joked that they "fucked for hours, but I never cam" and "it looked like a little cheeto". They all laughed but then they started asking my wife about me.
At first she tried to play it off by saying, "Oh, that's not a problem for us", but the girls weren't having it. Eventually she says "No, really, like we can't get it in sometimes". The girls gasped and thought my wife was making it up.
She tries to explain that it's really not all that it's cracked up to be. That the first few minutes of sex are usually painful and how she wished it were smaller. The girls were impressed by this and to be honest I really wasn't.
You see, my wife was a virgin when we met. The most she'd ever done was a couple handjobs and some blowjobs for her ex. I gathered from her that they were both on the smaller side so naturally she assumes that I'm massive.
Anyways, they start asking her how big it is and I gathered from the conversation that she was using hand motions to show. The slut asks, "No like in inches. How big is it?" My wife plays this off too saying she's never measured it. The slut keep pushing saying, surely he's bragged about how big it is, but my wife just continues to laugh and plays it off.
The slut goes on to say how she fucked this guy online because he kept bragging about having a 7.5 inch dick and she wanted to know what it was like. That it blew her mind and she couldn't walk straight for a few days.
That night my wife is in bed and I can tell she's horny. She's playing with my dick, telling me how big it is and how much she loves it. She was so wet that when she sat in my dick it slid right in.
While we're fucking the dirty talk begins and she keeps asking me how big it is. I keep telling her it's probably above average but I didn't know for sure. So she offers to get her measuring tape and measure it for me.
I agree, and next thing I know my dick is flopping out of her pussy and she's running out of the room naked. She starts to measure the length and get 6.8" almost 7" which is more than I was expecting. The most I've ever gotten was 6.5".
Then I tell her to measure the girth, which is honestly the best part and she gets 5.3 inches. She climbs back on my dick still horny as fuck and we finish fucking.
The next morning I check her phone and find she'd been googling the average penis size and the best part is she texted her friends. She embellished a bit saying it was 7 inches with a girth of 5.5.
The slut responds with "Damn girl, never would have guessed just by looking at him" and the other friends says, "Yea, I'm going to need to borrow that sometime".
The slutty friend is talking about how muscular this guy was but how small his dick was. She joked that they "fucked for hours, but I never cam" and "it looked like a little cheeto". They all laughed but then they started asking my wife about me.
At first she tried to play it off by saying, "Oh, that's not a problem for us", but the girls weren't having it. Eventually she says "No, really, like we can't get it in sometimes". The girls gasped and thought my wife was making it up.
She tries to explain that it's really not all that it's cracked up to be. That the first few minutes of sex are usually painful and how she wished it were smaller. The girls were impressed by this and to be honest I really wasn't.
You see, my wife was a virgin when we met. The most she'd ever done was a couple handjobs and some blowjobs for her ex. I gathered from her that they were both on the smaller side so naturally she assumes that I'm massive.
Anyways, they start asking her how big it is and I gathered from the conversation that she was using hand motions to show. The slut asks, "No like in inches. How big is it?" My wife plays this off too saying she's never measured it. The slut keep pushing saying, surely he's bragged about how big it is, but my wife just continues to laugh and plays it off.
The slut goes on to say how she fucked this guy online because he kept bragging about having a 7.5 inch dick and she wanted to know what it was like. That it blew her mind and she couldn't walk straight for a few days.
That night my wife is in bed and I can tell she's horny. She's playing with my dick, telling me how big it is and how much she loves it. She was so wet that when she sat in my dick it slid right in.
While we're fucking the dirty talk begins and she keeps asking me how big it is. I keep telling her it's probably above average but I didn't know for sure. So she offers to get her measuring tape and measure it for me.
I agree, and next thing I know my dick is flopping out of her pussy and she's running out of the room naked. She starts to measure the length and get 6.8" almost 7" which is more than I was expecting. The most I've ever gotten was 6.5".
Then I tell her to measure the girth, which is honestly the best part and she gets 5.3 inches. She climbs back on my dick still horny as fuck and we finish fucking.
The next morning I check her phone and find she'd been googling the average penis size and the best part is she texted her friends. She embellished a bit saying it was 7 inches with a girth of 5.5.
The slut responds with "Damn girl, never would have guessed just by looking at him" and the other friends says, "Yea, I'm going to need to borrow that sometime".
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