Actually, worse for my neighbor than for me. His 17 year old daughter came home from school and told his she was pregnant - and that I am the father (could be). I am divorced and live next door. Dude freaks and comes looking for me - he barges into my house yelling and guess what? He barges in on me with his old lady bent over the arm of the sofa drilling her. He attacks me, the daughter calls 911. The dude gets arrested and taken away! All the daughter wants is abortion money - no problem! Of course the mom won't bang me any more either There is a restraining order against the dad. When he pulled in his driveway today I asked him if he wanted to give me a handjob so he could see what he was missing. Asshole attacked me again - got arrested again!

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by Anonymous on Apr 18, 2009 at 8:39 AM

PAY THEM OFF AND TIME FOR YOU TO MOVE

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by Anonymous on Apr 18, 2009 at 8:19 PM

What a gentleman you are! Don't ever change.

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by Anonymous on Apr 20, 2009 at 7:24 PM

Has he got a dog?

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by Anonymous on Apr 27, 2009 at 6:59 PM

wow you must be one of those kids that noone liked and grew up just to fuck everything on legs so you could feel better about yourself, yeah wheres the dog? i mean the dad didn't want to mess aroung with your faggot ass, mabye the dog saw this and ran away. plus i bet that the mom and sister were like real fat and nasty missing teeth or something and you probobally all live in a trailer park. you probobally fugly yerself. thats the real catch 22 to this story

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by Anonymous on Dec 22, 2010 at 3:46 PM

LMAO you've got balls man.
you're crazy as cat shit but I respect that.. lucky guy.

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by Anonymous on Jan 11, 2023 at 10:10 AM

Obviously a Democrat. No morals.

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