Has anyone got a good name for their dick? I like "fuck stick" and "pleasure pole"
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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Mine is named Sid. I don't particulary like it but he does and I let him choose so I'm kind of stuck.
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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2009 at 6:22 PM
I call mine dead ass, cause thats what it is, DEAD.
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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2009 at 7:06 PM
My wife named my dick Seymore. She thought my dickhead looked a little like the man eating plan from Little Shop of Horrors (I know, Seymore was the guy played by Rick Morranis).
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by Anonymous on Jun 6, 2009 at 10:37 PM
boring get a life dickhead
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by Anonymous on Jun 7, 2009 at 12:10 AM
The head of my dick is as big as my head you cock sucker.
Everybody always uses that term, "Get a life".
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by Anonymous on Jun 7, 2009 at 1:36 AM
Miloslav
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by Anonymous on Jun 7, 2009 at 4:03 AM
Ram Rod
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by Anonymous on Jun 7, 2009 at 5:43 AM
It goes by a few names depending on what i'm up to - wank stick (most of the time), love pump (once again beating off), tent pole (when i get a hard on when i'm just wearing a towel), "it" (when i beg her to hold it / rub it / suck it / lube it / put it inside her)
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by Anonymous on Jun 7, 2009 at 12:48 PM
Shaft, Cock, Joy Stick
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by Anonymous on Jun 7, 2009 at 3:09 PM
When I'm beating off, I call it my "Tallywacker." Think I'll stop typing and start wacking that Tallywacker of mine right this minute!
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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:07 AM
My "ram rod" or "love muscle" depending on the type of sex. Never heard it called a fuck stick, a bit weird.
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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 7:06 AM
My girlfriend named it "Big Bird" when it is ready for action, and "birdie" if it isn't.
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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 11:59 AM
i call it my long-n-strong
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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 12:16 PM
My girlfriend calls it my "drum stick". I call it "sir_lance_a_lot".
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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 3:15 PM
I don't really have a name for mine, but your girfriend has a few she calls it.
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by Anonymous on Jun 9, 2009 at 12:58 AM
I just call it a dick so I guess i'm boring.
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by Anonymous on Jun 11, 2009 at 1:08 AM
Cock monster, pink cucumber, trouser snake, the shaft of hard, hot popsicle, my mini-me, salty milk machine, jizz rocket, pump-and-squeeze, weapon of ass destruction, hammer head, pussy mushroom, and barfing monkey, are some of the names that your mom calls it. I just call it my baby maker.
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by Anonymous on Jun 11, 2009 at 1:53 AM
or your seed dispenser
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