i recently started a physical relationship with a guy who has been courting me for at leat a year now.

we've had sex several times over the past week but he hasnt ejaculated ONCE.
what's wrong? could it be me?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 11:43 AM

Sounds like he has been masturbating for so many years that this is the only way he can cum. To help things along make sure you lube him up good.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2009 at 6:00 PM

whats wrong with that, besides possibly keeping you from getting knocked up.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 9, 2009 at 10:50 PM

It may be to do one of the following factors:

1) He's gay
2) He has erectile dysfunction
3) You are a shitty lay
4) You are fugly
5) He's actually a woman and he's using a strapon

Steps to take to solve this puzzle (do these individually in order to isolate problem):

1) Show him pictures of Danny Noriega and see if he shows interest
2) Slip some Viagra in his drink and see if his performance improves
3) Watch some pornography for tips on how to act "sexy"
4) See if he performs better with the lights off
5) Take a close hard look (no pun intended) at his John Thompson and see if it has any detach points on it

Hope this helps.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2009 at 11:27 AM

I bet your stuff looks like chipped ham. haha

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 17, 2009 at 1:58 PM

If you are mature enough to be having sex, then be mature enough and ask him. Maybe it's stupid, or maybe it's something that needs to be discussed.

*As for the person who left the long draw out comment about E.D. and other stupid things -that means you can't get an erection. Read something sometime and maybe you'd know that!! Loser.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 20, 2009 at 9:56 AM

Sorry for the misinformation, I was just going by what your dad told me he had.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 20, 2009 at 2:55 PM

He's probably worried about his pregnant wife and kids.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 4, 2009 at 7:36 AM

He may have too many things running in his head during sex. Help him relax, stimulate him, make him focus. But don't force him, or cry out "come on goddamit! CUMMMM!!" that won't work. Like the other guy said, research. Trust me, it helped. Although sex don't last 6 hours anymore. :-(

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