Wow, your girlfriend was a whore and you married her anyway?
LOL! Best response!
You should respect your mother...
Too many unemployed comics! Nothing hotter than watching the old lady take a high hard one from a friend, coworker, whatever. You both have the history to do it. Know the rules first, good luck.
My wife gives the most amazing head and loves to swallow the prize she works so hard for. She is my alarm clock as she will wake me up with a cum swallowing blowjob every morning.
She will suck my cock at work if I have a minute alone with her. Blows me in the car. She sucked off two cops to get out of a speeding ticket last year.
I have her suck off my friends when they come over to barbeque or watch the game. I love watching her.
You will probably never get this but I couldn't resist anyway. I had fantasies about my wife being with another guy too. A few years ago at a football game we ran into her old high school sweetie, they dated but never closed the deal. To make a long story short I coaxed her into a threeway with the guy. What a weekend that was. She had a ball and it opened up a lot for us.
