Enticing

Enjoy giving my missus a nice massage and now and then she teases me a bit when she's in the mood for a bit of it. She'll wear some exceptionally provocative knickers, and believe me, I have g*fted her a shopful of the most delightful ones. She's got sheer ones, lace ones, strings, thongs and ones with cutouts in the critical places. Thing is, I'm a fool for her bottom and whilst I've got both cheeks in my mitts and giving them a good roundy round rub, her little pucker is winking at me. Tempting me to tear them knickers down and kiss her right square on the tush.
Now I get that there's them who love big breasts and those who get gone for a fine set a pins. But you see I'm not just an arse fancier, I'm over the moon for hers and kissing it deep has become an obsession to the point of me questioning my own sanity.
Am I alone here mates or does any of ya share this nasty craving?