I put rape drug in Santa's milk and when he drank it he passed out on the floor and so I took his wallet, photographed his genitals and sodomized him .... but I left the condom in his ass. Just had to get that off my chest.
Did you wipe your cock on his beard?
No presents next year bub.
My wife and I are laughing outloud as I read your post and the responses.
The old bastard deserved it!!!
Better get an AIDS test - that old perv is probably loaded with STDs
Great reply!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, Ha, HA!
why doesnt santa have any kids.....because he only cums once a year and its down a chimney