Couldn't Help Myself

I got home around midnight, immediately after which my wife called the house to invite me up the street to a neighbor's party. I could tell she'd already had plenty to drink when I got there. We were there for another hour, then walked home. While she used the bathroom, I got undressed, then sat on the bed naked, my back against a pillow against the wall, and my legs spread. I thought she'd sit between my legs, whereupon I'd reach around a fondle her big breasts until my hands cramped up. Instead, she laid down on her side, along my right leg, with her face close to my junk . She was close to passing out when she started making out with the base of my cock, in a genuine, gnawing manner that a real make-out session, when your mouths are opening and closing repeatedly. My cock swelled, but didn't harden. She was in and out of consciousness, making out with it for shorter and shorter intervals. She finally appeared to pass out fully. To check, I tickled her lips with my dick: no reaction. I grabbed some lotion from next to the bed, anxious to jerk off on her unsuspecting face, but there was a problem: I needed to pee, from the three beers I'd had at the party. I knew if I got up and went to the bathroom, I'd never get her back in her current position: she'd just pull the covers over herself, and roll away. Luckily, there was an empty Gatorade bottle on the nightstand. I grabbed it, and began peeing in it. When I moved to put it back on the nightstand, however, I bumped her with it, and some pee spilled onto her panties. I put the remainder on the nightstand, and proceeded to jerk off. It wasn't long before I unloaded on her face. Normally, I'll only shoot it any distance if I haven't ejaculated in three or four days, the first burst usually going a couple inches, and rest just dribbling out. For no apparent reason, the first shot of this load flew completely over her head and onto the floor, and was then followed by three shots onto her face and into her hair. She didn't so much as flinch. I sat there recovering, wiping off my dick, and enjoying watching the cum slowly run down her cheek. When it reached her mouth, she actually licked it off, running her tongue around her lips a couple times, eyes still closed. It hadn't been two minutes since I got off, but watching her lick my cum off her lips was so hot, it started moving. When it was close to fully hard, I started tightening up rhythmically, making it swing around: when it hit her face, she came to, and immediately noticed her panties were wet. I said "Did you pee yourself?" She said "Holy shit, I must have," slid them off, rested her head back where it had been, then put her right leg over mine, a sign that she might be interested; she usually gets in the mood after a couple drinks. I moved out from under her: when she settled into her face-down position, I mounted her such that my cock was resting in the cleavage of her bottom, squirted some lotion onto her back, and began massaging her. She'll usually moan when I massage her, but she was silent, so I slid down her until my face was at her ass, spread her cheeks, and poked my tongue into her anus momentarily. THAT got a reaction: as conservative as she normally is, she gets VERY into ass play after a few drinks. She reached around with both hands, and pulled her cheeks apart so I could get in there better. I used a lot of saliva, then inserted a finger...then another. I worked her anus for a couple minutes, loosening it up for my erection, trying to continue massaging her with the other hand. When I thought she was ready, I lubed it up with some lotion, then worked it in. She winced a bit, but then leaned back into it. Watching your dick disappear into a woman's anus repeatedly is one of the most erotic things you'll ever see. Anyway, I might have lasted twenty strokes before I came. I then actually fell asleep on top of her, my cock still in her ass; she woke me up when she realized I was asleep, which she said was about a minute after I finished. I got up, grabbed the bottle of pee off the nightstand, then headed to the bathroom. When I got back, the first thing she did was ask if I had jerked off on her face. What was weird was that, when I told her that I had, she seemed almost disappointed that she wasn't awake to watch it. Very hot experience.