Party Cowboy

I took inspiration from Jackass's Party Boy and one time went inside Walmart wearing Cowboy Hat, Track shirt, Track Pants, and Boots and went over to the Stereos to play Cotton Eye Joe on the stereo.

I took my shirt and pants off in the store and took a stuffed horse on a stick toy and galloped around Walmart wearing a Cowboy Hat, Vest, Assless Chaps, a Thong, and Cowboy Boots.

I went over to some blonde woman and rode my horse with her in Walmart before Walmart Employees yelled at me to get the Hell out of the store.

I decided to take my talents elsewhere so after putting my shirt and pants back on I went to a Gas Station and saw a woman in front of me so I played Cotton Eyed Joe on my iPod and turned up the volume, took off my shirt and pants, went up to her and rode my horse with her.

Gas Station Workers pulled me off of her and pushed me out the door and I told them my Lawyer will hear about this before putting my clothes on and galloping to my next destination.

I went to a Chinese Restaurant and saw a small Chinese Lady so I played Cotton Eyed Joe and then I took my shirt and pants off in the restaurant and rode the horse with her until she got off and some Chinaman chased me out of the restaurant with a Katana.

I made my way to a Country Music Club and when Cotton Eyed Joe played and I took my shirt and pants off and I did my Cowboy Dance in front of a hot blonde and rode the horse with her only for some asshole to hit me in the head with a guitar and staff dragged me out of the club.

No one knows how to party like Party Cowboy.