I like going down on women. Really like it, and am pretty damn good at it. Unfortunately, my girlfriend's cooch smells. I went down on it twice near the beginning of our relationship, but the smell is raucous. I want to please her, and have urges to go down on her, but there's no way I can do it with how bad it smells.

She bathes, and I know that she knows about good hygiene. She's just unlucky to have it. This is extremely frustrating because she is so wonderful in just about every other way. But I want to be able eat my princess out without gagging.

How do other folks deal with this? Until her, I didn't think that women's vaginas could smell this bad, like rank taco sauce, or sometimes the stereotypical fish. Surely folks get over it for truly awesome significant others. Why can't I?

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by Anonymous on Sep 16, 2009 at 9:09 PM

In the very least she has a yeast infection. In the most, she has an STD and if she does, you do too now. Congratulations.

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by Anonymous on Sep 16, 2009 at 10:08 PM

She probably picks the scabs before you eat her so it will be nice and creamy

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by Anonymous on Sep 16, 2009 at 10:14 PM

she might have an infection of some kind or she just might need to start douching. have you talked to her about it?

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by Anonymous on Sep 16, 2009 at 10:33 PM

I have the same problem. My girlfriend's crotch makes me gag but I love her so much I really wish i could please her more. The worst thing is I'm a girl too and she goes down on me and it's amazing but I can't return the favor.
As a girl I can tell you this; if she had an infection she'd know about it. It's the most uncomfortable thing in your life. My guess is she's like my girl, just unlucky.

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by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2009 at 4:26 AM

normal soap isn't right for cleaning down there the ph is wrong maybe the smell is a reaction to that? there's a specially designed soap called fem soap (or something similar) maybe that would help? you could also get wet wipes encase it's due to urine, I know you said it wasn't due to poor hygiene but you can never be sure.

What smells bad to one person might not to another. there's been research that suggests the pheromones that are given off in sweat and other body fluids can give off a warning to people that are genetically too similar, meaning you don't find their scent attractive.

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by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2009 at 6:29 AM

just get sloppy drunk then go down and get sloppy on her. burn an insense

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by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Fine, this is the internet and people talk shit. But if you think fishy smelling vagina is "unlucky" guess again. Go see a doctor and see what the doctor says. Your doctor will send you or your girlfriend for tests. Unless of course you want to pretend that everything is normal. But it's not.

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by Anonymous on Sep 18, 2009 at 1:43 AM

LOL gf is diseased and now so r u!

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by Anonymous on Sep 21, 2009 at 9:13 PM

Yeah I know... not easy to talk about, but... you need to and get her to a GYN cause that's just not how it's supposed to be.

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by Anonymous on Oct 3, 2009 at 7:30 PM

YOUR GIRL HAS BEEN FUCKIN OTHER MEN. GETTING ALOT OF DIFFERENT DICKS MAKES THE PUSSY RANK. AND IS A BIG TURN OFF.

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by Anonymous on Oct 4, 2009 at 11:32 AM

i think its great ur tryin to fix whats wrong... just DON'T HURT HER FEELINGS... she may not let you back in =(

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by Anonymous on Oct 18, 2009 at 1:32 PM

aint nothin worse then goin down on a girl and the pussy just STANKS. What are you supposed to do? Keep going? HELL NO! You gotta just play it off and then tell the bitch to go get her shit checked, cuz it's STANKY! Or just eat her out in the shower DIRECTLY after she dushes that shit. Or...just don't eat a bitch out at all man. Have her suck your dick. Fuck that bitch.

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by Anonymous on Nov 24, 2009 at 10:02 AM

When did she last get checked for STDs? If it's been some months she needs to go again ASAP. Not only that but it can be a sign of some sort of feminine cancer. But if it smells bad there is something going on because aside from shit, nothing should smell bad....especially if she has good hygiene

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by Anonymous on Nov 24, 2009 at 10:19 AM

I'll tell you what will work FOR SURE--tell her to drink 64 ounces of water everyday........

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