No, Not My Mum, Surely Not?

Well not sure what's going on in our family, one thing for sure Mum and Dad are very discreet, I have looked on devices, in their bedroom, and nothing to suggest that they are anything other than Mr and Mrs average couple. Until last night.

Quite simply they were going out for a drink with friends and if Dad had too many they would stay over as mum doesn't like to drive his automatic car. It's happened a few times before , before covid .

Anyway, great I thought, I would roll myself a herbal cigarette smoke it in the garden and come in and wank myself silly .
My parents are anti smokers , so I have to be careful. Dad brought a couple of lighters home, marketing g*fts, I sneaked one and my mum had one too. She would use it for lighting candles, sparklers , etc. My lighter was almost empty, and I really wanted to avoid coming into the house bending over the gas cooker, so I thought I would swap lighters, her and dad were still in there room, and her shoulder bag was on the banister with a shawl rope thing. I went up the stairs and the door was shut, so I gently went back down, undone the zip of my mums bag, and was going to take the lighter.
Fuck me, you think you know someone. The lighter was there , so was a small vibrate, some baby wipes, a mobile phone I have never seen before, a half used tube of "Sensual " lubricating jelly" Condoms even though I know my dad had the snip, and the items that gave me a boner immediately a black pair of clean panties with the word slut on them, oh yeah and a hip flask.
I was shaking, swapped lighters, went and sat down I'm the garden and tried to text some to come over I needed more than a wank. My mum is 48, slim. Looks like Suzie Dent from,Countdown. I just never imagined her being sexual, I am not sure whether they dog, swing, go to a club, fuck outside or what. I could not get any generous girls to come over for a smoke, so it ended up me and a mate, according to him, my mum is a milf and he'd fuck her any day, well I was embarrassed and horny as fuck in equal measures. They came home about 2am, they were very quiet dad drove so he wasn't drinking, but boy did those springs go on their bed, jeez that man has some stamina and my mum,obviously has an appetite

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