I Like To Drive Motorcycles Wearing Pantyhoes

I am a biker but I like to be unique and so one day I had the idea of riding my motorcycle wearing a pair of my wife's pantyhoes.

My Wife gets mad and thinks it's embarrassing especially when she rides with me and all of the other bikers drive past us and laugh at me. Also many drivers in cars honk their horns and laugh at me and I give them the finger and anytime anyone laughs at me I give them the finger and hope they all get into a wreck.

I would go out in my neighborhood and do a wheelie on my motorcycle wearing my Wife's Pantyhoes as all of the kids would laugh at me and then I would crash my Motorcycleand hit the pavement and hurt my ass.

I ended up going to a Doctor and he said my ass got busted bad and told me to stop riding motorcycles wearing pantyhoes and laughed about it and I told him to kiss my ass.

I ride my motorcycle wearing my Wife's Pantyhoes and to all of you who laugh at me can go kiss my ass.