I have weird fantasies like being felt up by a complete stranger on a crowded subway train and pretending that I'm ignoring it even though I'm really cumming. I also fantasize that I'm in Starbucks and they're out of foam so the hot guy behind the counter goes in back and jacks off into my cappuchino. I pretend that I don't know and drink it. Then I tell him that it was best cappuchino I've ever had and demand another one just like it.