Drunk Barefoot Pizzaman

I was watching a movie and ordered a Pizza from Papa John's and then I heard the doorbell ring and thought the Pizza man showed up as I saw the Delivery Man at my Porch but the Delivry Man was on my front porch barefoot and as I opened the door the Pizzaman shoved his dirty as foot in my face knocking me to the floor as the Deliveryman took my Pizza into my bathroom.

I knocked on my door and told him to get the fuck out of my house as I called to report this idiot to Papa John's and to the Police.

Then minutes later the Delivery Boy exits my bathroom in his underwear with a Pizza box open and the motherfucker ate my fucking Pizza.

Then he picked his foot up and started to smell his fucking feet in my house a I was ready to beat the fucking shit out of this idiot.

Then he took the last slice of pizza, put his foot on the pizza slice, and sucked his toes on my fucking Pizza as I kicked him in the balls then chased him out my house with a bat.

Papa John's fired this idiot and would deliver me a Free Pizza and I hope that barefooted loser who ate up and ruined my last Pizza never gets employed anywhere.