I'm in a lot of pain right now from the stupid thing that I did. I inserted a piece of tubing into my pussy, hooked it up to the fawcet and turned it on full blast. At first it felt good, but then evidently, water got into my uterus. The pressure from the hose made my womb swell to 2X it's normal size (like a 4 mos. pregnancy). The tubing got caught when my cervix swelled shut. As a result, I have bleeding and cramps. I was at the emergency room until 2 am having water and blood drained. It's was horrible and embarassing. They brought in interns to take a look! I was too mortified to tell the truth. At first they thought I was having a miscarriage. Then they saw the tube, they thought I was trying to make myself have an abortion. I was going to go along with that until they called the police (Did you know that it's against the law for someone other than a doctor or nurse to perform an abortion). So I had to admit to masturbating.
Now I have to take antibiotics and go back for a sonogram in a week.