I Love Being A Trashy Messy Urine Girl

When I was younger and first sucking on dildos, I wanted to choke them down my throat. Not just suck on them, but to fuck my throat as deep as I could go. I gagged and had a mouthful of thick spit, but thought "oh! I can pretend it came in my mouth." I slapped the dildo on my face, and just about came myself from feeling it smearing bubbly saliva into my eyes.

I ended up on my bed on my back with a towel on the floor, my head over the edge. I had never seen any porn showing the over-the-edge throat fuck before... it just seemed like the best way to get my face all slobbered up! I gagged and choked really hard. Like so hard I shot a warm stream of snot out of my nose. It dripped into my eye while I masturbated, smashing my dildo balls deep into my throat. I almost threw up, but had a ridiculous strong orgasm and let the sloppy dildo fall to the ground. I smeared my pretend-cum all over my face, into my hair, blowing bubbles out my nose.

I felt like such a nasty dirty girl, I had another orgasm without even touching myself. Just imagining being a cum-covered cock sleeve aroused me so much it hurt. I laid there twitching and gigging for half an hour, thinking about the next time I would mess my little face up.

For over a two decades I've adored slobbering on dildos. Going spit-mining down my throat until it's nice and thick! Smearing it all over my ass, breasts, letting it drip off my chin onto my chest. Oh! I just love all the slippery slime... I still pretend it's cum, too! It's really hot... imagining like thirty cocks, all pumping my soft lips and gaping butthole with their yummy cum. Making my ass cheeks and face a complete mess. Making my mascara and eyeliner run down my face, while I cry and choke on penis after penis mercilessly using my holes for sex. I feel so happy just thinking about it!

Recently I decided I want to be a piss girl, too. At first I peed on myself in the shower, and really enjoyed how hot it felt running down my legs. Hotter than the shower water, even. I started peeing into bottles in the shower and pouring it into my boobs. What an instant turn-on! I started peeing into bottles as I got into the shower to masturbate, to pour onto my face when I came. Oh, I was becoming a nasty piss girl so fast!

I started peeing into bottles part way full of water and drinking my urine. At first I could only handle the really clear stuff... but I started to really enjoy pouring a bit of pee into my slobber-filled mouth and letting the piss slobber flow all across my face and hair. Soon I was giving myself urine enemas and pounding my sloppy asshole until it sputtered and bubbled with the nastiest slime imaginable.

I thought I loved piss before, but slurping a dildo clean after it's been fucking the piss out of my asshole was a new level of fun! Now I can drink down entire bottles of golden happy juice like a true piss girl!