It's How I Make A Living

I woke up in bed with a woman. She said she was a Vet, as in veterinarian. She was nice, asked if it was my first time. She said she could tell. She wanted to give me money, I just wanted to leave. She called a cab for me. As she said goodbye she asked for a kiss.

I was 22, it was my first time with a woman I didn't know.

I didn't see her again for a year, we ran into each other at a bar. I was weak at the knees and like a lost puppy I followed her home. That's who I was. She told me it was love at first site. I told her I would live with her, but not for free.

She is a good mistress. The best. I've been her lost puppy now for five years. That's who I am now.