I Think I Was Short With The Nurse In The ER And Hurt Her Feelings

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. I was in a car wreck and I lost my teeth, and other things which I'm recovering from right now. I will be OK, but right how I look like a first grader.

But let me get to what I'm writing about. While I was in the ER, with God knows how many people working on me, one was a young nurse, I think her name was Elizabeth, had the dirty detail of cutting my pants off to get the broken leg and wound, and she had to 'expose' my dick. I know that they are supposed to be clinical, but when she asked me where it hurt I said 'my dick hurts'. Boy did she shy back, not what she expected. Granted I was hurting, but I was laying there with my dick out in the open and this young girl had cut my underwear off and that's what came to my mind right then,

I never did get a chance to go back thru the ER and apologize to the girl, I went from the OR to ICU, and to a room and a week later to the house. Right now I'm healing and I'm sure I will walk OK, but what I can't seem to get over is my missing teeth. Talk about being self conscious.