Straight Male / 34
Got Drunk And Ended Up About 100 Miles Away From Where I Though I Was
I went to Bradley University for a year and failed out. I got into trades and it probably ended better for me the way things went, however one night I went back to visit the friend I had made. At this point they were juniors, and we were all 21. I went out to Peoria for a weekend and spent friday night in their dorm drinking and playing Cod. The next night we decided to go out to some bars, but I was on the verge of a blackout when we left for the bars. I have one very small snippet of memory of dancing with a blonde who was shorter than me at the bar, and after that my memory completly cuts out.
The next morning, I woke up as a big spoon to a very tan brunette, in a twin bed. I had a broken condom on and i tried to gathered my surroundings I realized I was in a dorm. There was an empty twin bed on the other side of the room. She was still in a deep sleep and I was able to slip out of bed undetected. I had no idea who she was, but I saw my clothes on the floor in her room, so I got them back on and slipped out. I got out to the street and meant to call my old college friends to pick me up from the dorm I was at.
My phone was dead... but I was at a dorm called "Franklin hall." I didn't remember a Franklin hall , but I was also a terrible drunk student. Nothing looked familiar thought. Right across from this "Franklin Hall" was a library. It did not look familiar at all... I wasnt well aquainted with the Lib at Bradley, but I had been there a few times and this didnt look like what I remembered. I went in anyways and found some people studying (at about 4 AM) One of them had a charger and I got some juice in my phone. As soon as it turned on, it vibrated with text notifications for about 45 seconds.
My friends I visited called, and messaged dozens of times asking where I was. My car was still infront of their dorm. I told them I was at the library and id meet them out front. 15 mins later they called asking where I was, and I was standing out front with noone in sight.... Then I said I would meet them in front of Franklin hall and they had no idea what I was talking about. I asked what the address of their dorm was, and when I put it into my phone, it was 97 miles away.....
I ended up taking a cab back to my car that cost like 260$... that is the tale of the wildest night of my life, and i dont even remember it.
The next morning, I woke up as a big spoon to a very tan brunette, in a twin bed. I had a broken condom on and i tried to gathered my surroundings I realized I was in a dorm. There was an empty twin bed on the other side of the room. She was still in a deep sleep and I was able to slip out of bed undetected. I had no idea who she was, but I saw my clothes on the floor in her room, so I got them back on and slipped out. I got out to the street and meant to call my old college friends to pick me up from the dorm I was at.
My phone was dead... but I was at a dorm called "Franklin hall." I didn't remember a Franklin hall , but I was also a terrible drunk student. Nothing looked familiar thought. Right across from this "Franklin Hall" was a library. It did not look familiar at all... I wasnt well aquainted with the Lib at Bradley, but I had been there a few times and this didnt look like what I remembered. I went in anyways and found some people studying (at about 4 AM) One of them had a charger and I got some juice in my phone. As soon as it turned on, it vibrated with text notifications for about 45 seconds.
My friends I visited called, and messaged dozens of times asking where I was. My car was still infront of their dorm. I told them I was at the library and id meet them out front. 15 mins later they called asking where I was, and I was standing out front with noone in sight.... Then I said I would meet them in front of Franklin hall and they had no idea what I was talking about. I asked what the address of their dorm was, and when I put it into my phone, it was 97 miles away.....
I ended up taking a cab back to my car that cost like 260$... that is the tale of the wildest night of my life, and i dont even remember it.
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