Getting A Vasectomy

My wife had the idea that I should get a vasectomy since we are done having kids. I insisted she get fixed instead because I already have testicle issues but she let others tell her how much better a vasectomy is.

So I finally caved. I got a vasectomy.

Only it was horrible. I ended up losing my left testicle from it. Now I only got one testicle! I had a rare complication.

The good news is there is more room in my tighty whities but the bad news is I’ve spent a year getting adjusted to only having one testicle

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 5, 2022 at 8:50 AM

Same thing happened to my cousin. The Doctor relpaced his missing testicle with a small onion. Only problem, whenever he walked by a hamburger stand, he got a raging boner !...True story.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 5, 2022 at 8:25 PM

If being a testicle short of a pair is messing with your head, there are companies that make prosthetic testes. According to the Cleveland Clinic, "A testicular prosthesis is an artificial implant that placed in an empty scrotum. An implant can be used for men who are born without a testicle or those who have lost a testicle because of an injury or illness. The implant's purpose is only to improve appearance and calm psychological fears; it doesn't function like a real testicle."

The couple of sites I read said the fake balls were made of silicon, not onion.

Good luck.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 10, 2023 at 3:44 PM

Did you keep the old one, and do you still carry it around so you always have both with you at all times?

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