Never Having Sex Again
I am never having sex again.
- That's Juicy! 11
- Remove It! 5
You poor girl, I’m sorry for your embarrassing moment but I’m sure he loves you and was instantly over it. You’ll be fine and this will fade away.
You don't understand -guys laugh at farts. They're not embarrassing in small quantities. (Now if it had been projectile diahrea, that would have been a problem)
Its not a big deal. And if his cock is of any size youll probably qweef at some point too. Just tell him it was embarrasing, he will understand if he is a keeper.
I literally trolled the internet for a place to get this off my chest. Thank you for the words of encouragement.
I have spoken with my bf and honestly, he told me to laugh about it. He offered to fart next time we have sex so we would be even. I am not really ready to laugh but at least I know where he stands.
People fart, people poo, animals fart and poo, welcome to life!
You were suppose to scream, “power boost”
You are over reacting a bit. When I first started dating my gf, there was one night where I was going down on her and she came so hard she farted, with my face down there. She was so embarrassed but I made a joke out of it. She got over it and now once in a while, just to tease her, I’ll bring it back up. She’ll call me a jerk and laugh about it too.
Maybe you should try anal!