Never Having Sex Again

My boyfriend and I are having sex last night - doggie style. As I started to cum, I farted. Not a prim and proper fart, but a full blown fart with noise and smell. DOGGIE STYLE! We stopped, I got out of bed, got dressed and went home. No words. I just went home and cried. He called me at least 10 times but I could not answer.

I am never having sex again.

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Dev8ed

by Dev8ed on Nov 6, 2022 at 11:31 AM

You poor girl, I’m sorry for your embarrassing moment but I’m sure he loves you and was instantly over it. You’ll be fine and this will fade away.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2022 at 12:30 PM

You don't understand -guys laugh at farts. They're not embarrassing in small quantities. (Now if it had been projectile diahrea, that would have been a problem)

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2022 at 1:30 PM

Its not a big deal. And if his cock is of any size youll probably qweef at some point too. Just tell him it was embarrasing, he will understand if he is a keeper.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2022 at 2:18 PM

I literally trolled the internet for a place to get this off my chest. Thank you for the words of encouragement.

I have spoken with my bf and honestly, he told me to laugh about it. He offered to fart next time we have sex so we would be even. I am not really ready to laugh but at least I know where he stands.

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AdultOrphan

by AdultOrphan on Nov 6, 2022 at 4:58 PM

People fart, people poo, animals fart and poo, welcome to life!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2022 at 7:40 PM

You were suppose to scream, “power boost”

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2022 at 5:20 AM

You are over reacting a bit. When I first started dating my gf, there was one night where I was going down on her and she came so hard she farted, with my face down there. She was so embarrassed but I made a joke out of it. She got over it and now once in a while, just to tease her, I’ll bring it back up. She’ll call me a jerk and laugh about it too.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2022 at 12:12 PM

Maybe you should try anal!

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