it was a saterday night, and boy was i horney

i was drunk and trippy, and i needed some action, and the prettiest brunnette walks my way

i follow her and boy she is shaking her ass...i stop to hurl then quickly catch up, my dick is soo hard and that way she walks is oooo so fine

i catch up to her and whisper in her ear, she groans slightly but follows me... i lead her into a dark place and we reallly really really get it on

she makes great sex noises and my fingers are entwined in her hair

we fucked for about 45 minutes when a police man walks up to us

we are blinded by his flashlight and she moves away from me and my dick falls out of her ass... the police man slowly apporaches

slowly he comes closer and closer

untill he says:

sir? are you aware your fucking a chicken?