Walmart Locks Up Condoms

Everyone promotes safe sex. Wear a condom. Cover your dick. Don’t go bare. We hear it all the time but then stores lock up condoms!

Seems stores want to make buying condoms embarrassing for guys!

Yes I’m 29 and sexually active but even at my age buying condoms can be so awkward and kinda embarrassing. I’m buying something that covers my dick up!

Earlier this week I needed to pick up some more condoms as I was planning on having sex on thanksgiving day. It’s been about a year since I’ve bought any. I go to the Walmart near me and the condoms are behind class! What the fuck!

Embarrassed as hell I stand there and decide which ones I want. I saw the One brand. Vanish hyper thin. The top said FDA cleared for anal use. Well I’m having anal sex often so I’ll try those this time.

I hit the button to call for help. Sure enough a young woman pharmacist assistant comes over. As she’s unlocking the glass she ask which condoms do I need. I say the One that says FDA for anal on top. She grabs those then ask if I need anything else and I say yes I need that bottle of astroglide too.

But then as she’s holding both in her hand she says I’ll have to pay for them at the busy counter. Just great! She sets the stuff behind the counter.

When it’s my turn after waiting in line I have to tell the other woman at the register that I’m the one who needs the condoms and lube. And she surly wasn’t quiet about it! Never felt my penis shrivel up so small in my life!

I pay for my stuff then leave. After I had sex on thanksgiving I totally couldn’t stop thinking that now every time I have to buy condoms I have to ask for them. The associates are gonna know who’s sexually active.

Comments

Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 26, 2022 at 10:42 AM

I fail to understand what's thebig deal. What is the problem in them knowing a 29 year old is sexually active? Aren't most of adults anyway?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 26, 2022 at 10:50 AM

No, I agree it's pretty dumb. Are the condom's a weapon of mass destruction? Why do they need to be behind lock and key?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 26, 2022 at 1:56 PM

Reply #1, The fact that he said he hasn't had sex in a year is a tip off to who we're dealing with here....LOL.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 26, 2022 at 4:25 PM

Just get condoms and lube sent by Amazon to your house???

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