Giving It To You Straight, No Pun Intended

The truth is pussy doesn't look anything like it does in porn. It's fucking ugly. Ever see a 45 year old woman's c**t? It's gross. My problem is that I have to see lots of c**t, pussy, vagina, vulva, call it what you want. I do full Brazilian, wax, laser hair removal. My boss does labiaplasty. If I wasn't a lesbian I wouldn't give a damn.

My boss used to do lifts, reductions, augmentations. again real tits don't look like tits in porn. Lets not get around to the ass, thighs, bellies, necks, hands. Women just fall apart. My boss' business is booked solid. His business is called the Fountain of Youth. Teeth. Smoker's teeth. God.

A girl walked in, 16. She wanted new tits and a nose job for her birthday. Pretty girl, her tits were fine, her nose was fine, she had a nice little pussy. But she got her bigger tits, smaller nose to go with her little pussy. Kind of disappointing that some boy was going to destroy her pussy.

My tits, my chin, my butt, my pussy have all been worked over. But at 47 who cares, I'm not 17, I'm 47. Thirty years is thirty years. Turn off the lights, have a glass of wine, close your eyes, go down on her, lick her for all it's worth. If you wear a dick, go to work, if you sport a pussy turn over and let her eat you.

That's advise, I'm a pro, I know what pussy looks like, no airbrushing, no lighting, just the real thing.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 14, 2022 at 12:24 AM

Guess when you have a job like that. But if a woman looks after herself and is clean then yeah each of those vaginas is unique and sexy in a special way.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 14, 2022 at 4:43 AM

I find most pussy to be beautiful. Not the hairy unkempt ones. But big labia, protruding clit, it's all beautiful to me. And I love, no crave eating pussy. I'd do it all day every day if I could. But I haven't had the heart to since my soulmate died almost a year ago. I do miss everything about her. But I honestly miss hearing her say come and eat this pussy.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Dec 14, 2022 at 4:54 AM

My wife is 50 and I love her pussy. I love going down on her and making sweet love to her or once in a while, just having a good downright good fuck session. Go get pampered for a day the manicure, pedicure and a massage. Feel better about it. You sound like you could use cheering up .

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by Anonymous on Dec 29, 2022 at 10:12 AM

Not going say I haven't seen an ugly pussy or two, but for the most part they're fucking beautiful! Bald, hairy, light, dark, long hanging labia, clam, tiny clit, big clit, and everything in between all look great. A woman who takes care of herself and keeps it clean will almost always have a pussy that is nice to look at.

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by Anonymous on Dec 27, 2023 at 2:26 PM

I have seen more pussies than i can count . I have washed them , and inspected them . I have never seen an ugly one . It is part of my job as a nurse . The only really noticeable difference . Is that some lose the pussy hair . I have fucked a 60 year old . She had a fit body and a nice hairy pussy . She was hot in bed .

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