I like to go to the mall and check out all the hot young asses. Once in a while I will even get enough guts to walk up behind one and give it a nice grab I always turn and run the other way after I do this. Usually I leave the mall after I have grabbed one. That was until the other day. I was walking behind one of the nicest asses I've ever seen in my life. I walked right up behind her grabbed her ass and said nice ass and turned and walked away. She was with a friend and they both looked back and yelled "what the fuck asshole who do you think you are." I just kept walking the other way I should of left but was walking fast and lost them. I decided to go to the bathroom for a few min. so they wouldn't see me. I was in the bathroom for about 10 min. when I decided to leave and hit the food court on my way out. I walked thru the food court and seen a lot of asses I wanted to grab but thought that I should just look and keep walking. As I got to one of the mall entrances I hear a female voice behind me saying that's him. I looked back to see the two girls and a guy. The girl that I had grab was walking full force towards me and yelling "your a fucken pervert and your going to get the shit kicked out of you." I tried to keep walking but she got louder and louder. I had gotten outside the entransc when she and her two friends caught up to me so I stopped and figured I would try and play it off like they had the wrong person. When I turned and said I don't know what your talking about she started yelling at the top of her lungs that I was a pervert and had touched her. There was now a crowd forming and I still tried to just play it off like she had the wrong person. Someone asked if they should call security and she was like yes call because this mother fucker is going to jail. I then started to walk away and the girl yelled "where the fuck do you thing your going your not going anywhere asshole." She then tried to push me back towards the doors to the entrance. That when it happened I tried to walk around her and the next thing I knew was I was laying on the ground trying to catch my breath she kicked me in the balls so hard that I couldn't breath and I was crying it hurt so bad. I tried to get up but she then kicked me in the stomach and face. The last kick she got in was one more to the nuts. Security showed up and pulled her off everyone that was standing around heard what I had done to her because she kept yelling that I had grabbed her ass in the mall. I couldn't get up the police and ambulance were called. I went to the hospital and was treated and released. I had the police at the hospital waiting for me. Yes I was arrested for battery I was placed in handcuffs and taken to the police station where the two girls were signing a complaint against me. Ireceived 200 hours community service most was spent cleaning out houses. Not only did I get caught playing my ass grabbing game I got me ass kicked by a girl and was arrested and was stuck doing community service. I haven't grabbed an ass since.

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by Anonymous on Dec 8, 2007 at 4:49 PM

How could they arrest you for that, the girls didn't see you grab her ass, all they say was you walking away, they didn't have it on camera, it was her word against yours, she asalted you, you must have a bigger pussy than she did.

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by Anonymous on Dec 8, 2007 at 5:27 PM

I think a girl should be flattered that a guy grabs a feel of their ass. I bet if a girl would grab your ass, you wouldn't mind at all would you?

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by Anonymous on Dec 8, 2007 at 9:00 PM

As a married bi chick, my husband and I are always checking out girls with cute butts whenever we're at the mall, or on the street. My hubby is always egging me on (jokingly) to smack or grab a girl's ass. Often, I'm so hot and bothered by the time we get home that I strip off my clothes and throw myself on the bed, and hump my pillow like the horny closet dyke I am!

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by Anonymous on Dec 9, 2007 at 8:43 PM

well, im glad you learned your lesson, sir.

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by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2007 at 3:24 AM

Sir?????? R U that stupid????????

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by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2007 at 10:54 PM

how does calling the poster 'sir' make me stupid?

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by Anonymous on Dec 13, 2007 at 11:40 AM

UR not stupid I just thought it was mean that u said that u were glad that he learned a lesson

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by Anonymous on Dec 20, 2007 at 4:46 PM

I love ass too and if any good looking chick told me to kiss her ass, I'd be down on my knees in a flash with my lips all over her ass. Of course when a girl tells a guy to kiss her ass, and he says to bare it, she will not bare it.

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