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Dating Disasters
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Straight Female / 35
First & Last One Night Stand
Let me just say that dating in your mid 30s is easy thanks to the internet. I've been divorced for a couple years and I get more dates now than I did in college.
Anyways, I drive an hour to meet a guy. We have a nice dinner and he's in great shape. Really not very smart, but has a great body. I know it's not going anywhere, but I have a few to drink and he takes me back to his place leaving my car at the restaurant.
We are full on making out in the parking lot and I kinda remember stroking his dick through his jeans on the ride back to his place. After that I don't remember too much. Just that his placed smelled like a dog and we had a lot of sex.
I woke up sore and naked with a major headache. At the time he was in the shower. While looking for my underwear I found a used condom in the sheets and his cellphone. A message on the screen said, "that's a big ass, tear that shit up for me".
Obviously I open his phone, and to my very frustrated surprise I find he'd been snap chatting his friends naked pictures of me. I find over a dozen pics of him fucking me. Mostly from behind with my ass in the air, but a few of me asleep and naked.
In the chat, he's texting his friends that I'm passed out but he's going to fuck me again before getting in the shower. A few minutes later, he texts a close up of my vagina with a used condom hanging out...
Anyways, I delete the pictures, clean myself off with a dishcloth from his kitchen and get dressed. I play it nice with him when he gets out of the shower because I still need a ride back to my car. All this to say I learned my lesson. No more one night stands and if a guy wants a piece he's going to have to leave his phone in the car or something...
Anyways, I drive an hour to meet a guy. We have a nice dinner and he's in great shape. Really not very smart, but has a great body. I know it's not going anywhere, but I have a few to drink and he takes me back to his place leaving my car at the restaurant.
We are full on making out in the parking lot and I kinda remember stroking his dick through his jeans on the ride back to his place. After that I don't remember too much. Just that his placed smelled like a dog and we had a lot of sex.
I woke up sore and naked with a major headache. At the time he was in the shower. While looking for my underwear I found a used condom in the sheets and his cellphone. A message on the screen said, "that's a big ass, tear that shit up for me".
Obviously I open his phone, and to my very frustrated surprise I find he'd been snap chatting his friends naked pictures of me. I find over a dozen pics of him fucking me. Mostly from behind with my ass in the air, but a few of me asleep and naked.
In the chat, he's texting his friends that I'm passed out but he's going to fuck me again before getting in the shower. A few minutes later, he texts a close up of my vagina with a used condom hanging out...
Anyways, I delete the pictures, clean myself off with a dishcloth from his kitchen and get dressed. I play it nice with him when he gets out of the shower because I still need a ride back to my car. All this to say I learned my lesson. No more one night stands and if a guy wants a piece he's going to have to leave his phone in the car or something...
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