Mail Ordered Videomaster

A While Back I ordered something but instead they sent me The Videomaster and they would not take him back.

He kept hitting me in the head with all of my VHS Tapes in my collection shouting "He Hit Him With a Video."

He ate up all of my food, laid me on my kitchen table and jumped off the refrigerator and landing on top of me and breaking the table.

He ripped up all of my Bills destroyed all of my furniture, slept with my girlfriend, he wrecked my car, he flooded my bathroom, and with quick strength he turned over my whole house.

I will never use Mail Ordered stuff again