Straight Female / 45
Drunk Barefoot New Year's Baby
Last Night at my New Year's Eve Party me and my friends and family were all having a wild time waiting for 2023 to start, however one uninvited guest showed up wearing a New Year Hat, a ribbon, a Diaper, and he was holding both a rattle in one hand and a baby bottle full of beer in his other hand and yes he was barefoot. The Baby acted drunk and began to burp in people's faces and a number of times farted too. But then he actually shit in his fucking diaper and we could all smell it.
Then the Baby took his Diaper Off and shit began to fall on the floor as he took his barefoot onto the shit dropping and then lifted his shit covered foot up and began to smell his fucking feet grossing everybody the hell out. As the Baby was smelling his feet he then fell over and landed on the New Year's Cake we baked and then he stood up put his shit covered foot on the cake and began licking his foot as I grabbed a Guitar to hit him with only to have the Baby throw cake at everyone and the next thing you know we were ending 2022 with a Food Fight.
Food went everywhere and not only that but fucking turds were everywhere. There was shit all over the windows and the Walls and then I finally hit the Drunk Barefoot Manbaby in the head with a guitar as we all dragged his drunk naked ass into a Port a Potty and as the clock struck Midnight we pushed him onto the ground in the outhouse and then attached a hook, my brother got in his truck and dragged away this drunk barefoot manbaby as we can now finally say Happy New Year.
Then the Baby took his Diaper Off and shit began to fall on the floor as he took his barefoot onto the shit dropping and then lifted his shit covered foot up and began to smell his fucking feet grossing everybody the hell out. As the Baby was smelling his feet he then fell over and landed on the New Year's Cake we baked and then he stood up put his shit covered foot on the cake and began licking his foot as I grabbed a Guitar to hit him with only to have the Baby throw cake at everyone and the next thing you know we were ending 2022 with a Food Fight.
Food went everywhere and not only that but fucking turds were everywhere. There was shit all over the windows and the Walls and then I finally hit the Drunk Barefoot Manbaby in the head with a guitar as we all dragged his drunk naked ass into a Port a Potty and as the clock struck Midnight we pushed him onto the ground in the outhouse and then attached a hook, my brother got in his truck and dragged away this drunk barefoot manbaby as we can now finally say Happy New Year.
