I know...I'm stupid. But the first time I saw cum, I thought it was snot. I was at a party and some guys were watching a video. I guess I came in right at the end because a girl was licking this slimy clearish stuff off her upper lip. I thought that she was licking up her own snot because I babysit and I see little kids do that all the time. I said "That's nasty. Why are you watching a girl eat snot?"

The guys burst out laughing and on Monday at school everyone was handing me tissues and boxes of cold medicine.