I Stuck The Family Thermometer Up My Butt...

I have this early memory of going outside with the thermometer, hiding behind a pine tree, pulling my pants down, and shoving the family thermometer up my asshole.

I remember lying on my back in the middle of the living room while my family was watching tv. With no shame whatsoever, I lifted butt and legs, then lifted my nightie, and shoved half of my index finger up my vagina. My sisters were like "ew mom, tell her to stop" and my mom was like, it's perfectly normal. Just let her. Weird memory.

My neighbor came over and I brought her into the bathroom with me. I made her pull her pants down and lift her outer lips so that I can see her inner lips and clit. Then I asked her to pull her pants back up and that was that.

This memory is not 100% clear but I know it happened more than once because it happened in our older house and in our newer house. I just have this memory of watching my dad pee and making a coughing sound. It was sort of a weird routine and I think he thought it was funny. One time I didn't make the coughing sound so he prompted me to do it.

We had a family computer and it was in a communal area of an open-concept house. One day after school, I was on the computer and I found porn on it... and it was weiiiird. I remember someone shoving their foot up a vagina and it ended with one person peeing into the woman's mouth (It could have been sperm but I thought it was pee at the time because I didn't know what sperm was at the time). I thought it was really funny so I watched it over and over again in hopes that my sister (who was babysitting me) would notice. When she did, she freaked out and made me stop watching.

I had this friend who lived across the street from me (not the same kid I took into the bathroom) and she and I used to love touching each other's outer vulvas. I liked how it felt when she touched me and I enjoyed how squishy her labia felt in my fingers. She had some interesting fantasies that we acted out. One of them involved us being kidnapped by spies who put something called "gums" in our vaginas. It wasn't like chewing gum, but I think she viewed it as sort of a painful tracking device. So we would escape and then use chopsticks to pluck the gums out of our vaginas and we pretended like it was painful, but necessary lolll.

I'll stop here but there were sooo many other weird things that I did. It's interesting to reflect on it and think about how these experiences shaped my sexuality.