I think it sucks how society is so hung up on some of the most beautiful things, like cunnilingus.I'm a bit shy about offering it to the fine college girls I meet everyday.(I'm a guy) Sad to see that I'm poluted with some of the same shame as the rest of our uptight society.I think I can fix all that nonsense.I think I'll make up a T-Shirt that says"Smile If...you love the beauty of cunnilingus" and just go around wearing it to start conversations about it,and break the barrier of shame.Albert Ellis,(a famous psychologist once said"if your ashamed of your sexuality,just get a copy of Hustler and go ride on the subway while checking out the pictures".)I think that I can help some of the lovely ladies out there to come to terms with it to,and help them give themselves the permission that they need to feel inside in order to enjoy it better.And yes,of course,set myself up with a sweet select supply.What do you think?? Dare me??

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by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2005 at 11:04 PM

Sure, what the fuck - go for it.

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by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2005 at 8:17 PM

See, here's a guy who's out to help society...

I like the idea, go for it!!!

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by Anonymous on Nov 1, 2005 at 1:22 PM

My ex-bf had a tshirt that said "gynecologist in training, patients wanted." He wore it to school once and they made him change.

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by Anonymous on Apr 2, 2006 at 9:25 AM

I embroider shirts for businesses. I printed one up for myself that says "I eat pussy for breakfast"

Whenever someone looks down to read my shirt they get this embarassed look on their face.

Let's just say its a nice ice breaker at the bars and clubs

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