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Funny As Fuck
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Straight Male / 49
No Longer Gross
About 10 years ago some friends of mine's daughter begged me to let her drive my Camaro. She was 18 at the time. Skinny with tiny tits and a cute butt. I said sure but only while I'm in the car with you and you have to show me your tits.
She loved driving my Camaro. I loved her tits too. Puffy pink nipples that were both pierced. I'm not into pierced nips but they were still beautiful little tits. It's not like she was shy, she actually was a topless dancer at the Discotheque.
One day she started asking me about the fucking machine I had. I told her my girlfriend used to fuck herself with it and I'd either lick her clit while she was getting pounded with it or we would do DP with it. I told her about all the different sized dildos we used on her with it and so on. She asked me if she could try it. I said sure but I get to lick you while it's fucking you.
No way she says. That's gross! I'm like why? Because I'm an old man? No she says, she's fucked older guys than me. I said what is gross then? She says licking pussy is gross. I never let anyone lick mine. I said you don't know what you're missing. She wouldn't agree to my terms. So I said ok no deal. A while later, I'm not sure how long, a few weeks or so I needed her to watch my dog while I was out of town. She and her parents have the key to my house. They are very close a d great friends. Anyhow, while I'm getting ready to leave she dropped in. She asks again about letting her use the machine. I said same deal is on the table. She's like, I don't think I can do that. So I showed her the dildo collection and she was amazed that my ex girlfriend (now) could actually take the biggest one which is 13 inches long by 3 inches wide. Then I told her more about the sex we used to have, fisting, pussy stretching, anal and so on. She asked she really liked anal? Oh yeah once she got used to it she demanded it. But she loved DP the most. I could tell she was getting horny because her nipples were poking through her top. I said look, I know you want to try it. I want you to try it. I want to watch you use it. I also want to lick you while you do. I'll make you this offer. If after a minute you aren't loving me lick you while you fuck yourself with it, I'll stop. She relented and said ok. She took her clothes off while I got the machine down and put the dildo of her choice on it (Kong, an 8.5 inch realistic dildo). I put some lube on it and helped her get it in. The machine has a controller that allows you to regulate the speed. At first she had it going real slow. She says oh wow that feels great. I kiss and suck on her nipples while she starts getting into it more and more. She turns the dial and it goes faster and faster but not full speed yet. So I go down and start licking her clit. I can understand why she thinks it's gross now. She has a very pungent scent. I find is very erotic and enticing. As I lick her clit which was very hard now and protruding from the hood a good half an inch or so. She starts cumming violently, pussy juicing all over my face and bed. Fuck fuck fuck fuck she's screaming so loud my dog runs into the room to see what's wrong. I say what's wrong? She says don't stop, go back and lick me you fucker. I had the hardest time stopping laughing but I went back to it. We continued to do this for the better part of an hour. During that time I pulled my duck out and jerked off while licking her. It was so fucking hot watching her cum over and over while she screamed and swore and turned it up to full speed. I shot my load on the bed while I was lickin her furiously. Afterwards we cleaned up, pulled the sheets off the bed and talked. I said so getting your pussy licked isnt gross anymore? She said yeah it's still gross but since you like it so much it's ok. I laughed. Tell me you didn't love it. She admitted she never ever came like that and didn't know it was possible to feel so fucking good. I told her she can use it anytime just clean the dildos she uses after and put everything away when she's done.
Over the next few years I'd often come home and she'd be in my bed fucking herself silly. Of course I would go down and eat that pussy. We fucked a lot too and she would even let me eat her pussy before we did anything else over time. She admitted she loved me eating her out. We eventually stretched her pussy out and often did DVP and I even got her to love anal and DP. She admitted once that the best orgasm she ever had was me eating her out while the machine fucked her ass. That was my favorite too because when she came it was like a river flowing into my hungry mouth.
All things eventually come to an end. She fell in love with some guy and we never got together again after that. But it was some of the best sex ever for this old fart. She still has the cutest tits I've ever seen.
She loved driving my Camaro. I loved her tits too. Puffy pink nipples that were both pierced. I'm not into pierced nips but they were still beautiful little tits. It's not like she was shy, she actually was a topless dancer at the Discotheque.
One day she started asking me about the fucking machine I had. I told her my girlfriend used to fuck herself with it and I'd either lick her clit while she was getting pounded with it or we would do DP with it. I told her about all the different sized dildos we used on her with it and so on. She asked me if she could try it. I said sure but I get to lick you while it's fucking you.
No way she says. That's gross! I'm like why? Because I'm an old man? No she says, she's fucked older guys than me. I said what is gross then? She says licking pussy is gross. I never let anyone lick mine. I said you don't know what you're missing. She wouldn't agree to my terms. So I said ok no deal. A while later, I'm not sure how long, a few weeks or so I needed her to watch my dog while I was out of town. She and her parents have the key to my house. They are very close a d great friends. Anyhow, while I'm getting ready to leave she dropped in. She asks again about letting her use the machine. I said same deal is on the table. She's like, I don't think I can do that. So I showed her the dildo collection and she was amazed that my ex girlfriend (now) could actually take the biggest one which is 13 inches long by 3 inches wide. Then I told her more about the sex we used to have, fisting, pussy stretching, anal and so on. She asked she really liked anal? Oh yeah once she got used to it she demanded it. But she loved DP the most. I could tell she was getting horny because her nipples were poking through her top. I said look, I know you want to try it. I want you to try it. I want to watch you use it. I also want to lick you while you do. I'll make you this offer. If after a minute you aren't loving me lick you while you fuck yourself with it, I'll stop. She relented and said ok. She took her clothes off while I got the machine down and put the dildo of her choice on it (Kong, an 8.5 inch realistic dildo). I put some lube on it and helped her get it in. The machine has a controller that allows you to regulate the speed. At first she had it going real slow. She says oh wow that feels great. I kiss and suck on her nipples while she starts getting into it more and more. She turns the dial and it goes faster and faster but not full speed yet. So I go down and start licking her clit. I can understand why she thinks it's gross now. She has a very pungent scent. I find is very erotic and enticing. As I lick her clit which was very hard now and protruding from the hood a good half an inch or so. She starts cumming violently, pussy juicing all over my face and bed. Fuck fuck fuck fuck she's screaming so loud my dog runs into the room to see what's wrong. I say what's wrong? She says don't stop, go back and lick me you fucker. I had the hardest time stopping laughing but I went back to it. We continued to do this for the better part of an hour. During that time I pulled my duck out and jerked off while licking her. It was so fucking hot watching her cum over and over while she screamed and swore and turned it up to full speed. I shot my load on the bed while I was lickin her furiously. Afterwards we cleaned up, pulled the sheets off the bed and talked. I said so getting your pussy licked isnt gross anymore? She said yeah it's still gross but since you like it so much it's ok. I laughed. Tell me you didn't love it. She admitted she never ever came like that and didn't know it was possible to feel so fucking good. I told her she can use it anytime just clean the dildos she uses after and put everything away when she's done.
Over the next few years I'd often come home and she'd be in my bed fucking herself silly. Of course I would go down and eat that pussy. We fucked a lot too and she would even let me eat her pussy before we did anything else over time. She admitted she loved me eating her out. We eventually stretched her pussy out and often did DVP and I even got her to love anal and DP. She admitted once that the best orgasm she ever had was me eating her out while the machine fucked her ass. That was my favorite too because when she came it was like a river flowing into my hungry mouth.
All things eventually come to an end. She fell in love with some guy and we never got together again after that. But it was some of the best sex ever for this old fart. She still has the cutest tits I've ever seen.
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