Most Embarrassed Ever

I have been getting back into dating since my divorce was finalized. I have dating multiple guys but one has been a few dates (and all have finished with sex).

The last one finished early.

I am on my back and he is plowing me from his knees. As he goes to lift my legs over his shoulders, I farted. The noisy kind. The smelly kind. Obviously, I would not recover from this, so I got dressed and went home. This was the most embarrassing moment in my life.