Doing Laundry For Hookers

I live in a small town in a midwestern state. There used to be 4 or 5 laundromats in the this town. Now there aren't any. Not enough people without washers and dryers nowadays, maybe, I don't know.

Anyway, I've been divorced for years and generally get my need for sex met through hookers. It's just easier. I have neither the will nor the skill to put myself back out in the dating world.

One day a hooker I'd been seeing for years asked if I'd do her laundry. I said I guess so, but in so many words I let her know I needed a big discount on what she normally charged for sex. She agreed and I did all her laundry. It wasn't long before another asked, and now I have three hookers I do laundry for regularly. It's great for me, because I've got a panty and lingerie fetish, and I can indulge it while I'm loading the clothes. And my hooker money lasts a lot longer each month because of the discounts I get. Everybody wins.