I once heard that a battery charger connected to a wet salty sock tied around the genitalia with the other wire connected to a wrench put into the anus could give you the best orgasm ever.
I wanted that so I tied myself up all connected and pushed the switch to on with the end of a broom. It was set too high.
Instantly my whole body jolted and all my butt and leg muscles went spastic.It knocked the wind out of me and felt like red hot pinchers were yanking my genitalia out by the roots. The wind was knocked out of me. I had pulled the knots too tight. I couldn't get untied. When my breath came back my voice was just a squeal. I kept yelling out because it was feeling like it was cooking me.
My mother in law lives upstairs. She had a key.
When she came in she saw the situation. She could have just turned it off. She just stood there watching. I have told this to several people, my wife included. They all agreed that she had to know that it could lead to permanent damage. She says she was frozen with fear but everyone knows that we didn't get along.
It electricuted my genitalia so that parts of it were cooked. the doctors said it was impossible to save it. the entire genitalia had to be removed.
My mother in law never seemed upset about it. When I remember about the way she looked when she was watching me I never saw a look of "Frozen terror".
I'm different now. I;m not the same person. Some say I'm timid and easier to get along with. One thiings for sure there is no going back and I would strongly advise never to use electricity to get a better feeling.It's not worth it.

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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2005 at 4:16 PM

Tooooooooooooo funny.
In a sad way, of course.

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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2005 at 11:15 PM

All is not lost yet, you can get most of it back by inserting a teaspoon handle in both ears, then hook the positive charger cable to the left one, and the negetive cable to the right one, at this time though you may be a little off center, so just remember, your right ear is on the same side as your right hand, and the left ear is on the same side as your left hand. Now that you have them hooked up correctly turn the charger up to full charge, and turn it on. This may take as long as 10 minutes to start working, so just be patient, and when the buzzing stops, all will be ok.

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by Anonymous on Dec 12, 2005 at 12:11 PM

As if that story were true! I believe that the only operson who would have believed that that process could derive pleasure, was surely a great candidate for the Maury Povich show. Regardless,the outcome just goes to prove that only experts should be left to play with electricity.
John Diode
Manager, Dade County
Utilities Commissioner.

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by Anonymous on Dec 13, 2005 at 2:31 AM

How could that charger burn your nuts off when a while back you posted about screwing some young girl and her relation tied you to an elec fence and that burned your nuts off? How many sets do you have?

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