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Dating Disasters
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Straight Male / 27
Stay Away From Crazy Girls
So I was hooking up with this chick I met on Tinder. She was decent-looking. Tan, blond, nice ass but small boobs. It was going all right at first. We were making out at my place, and out of nowhere, she asked me if I would buy her something she wants. What she wanted was a new iPhone. I first made sure that she wasn't joking then told her that she was being ridiculous.
The argument that followed was like this
Me: We only met a few hours ago and you want a new phone????
Her: That's only fair, you want sex from me right?
Me: I'm sure sex with you is not worth a new iPhone.
Her: Wow. You got some nerve to say that. Dude, you're not even 6 feet tall but I still agreed to meet you. You should be thankful that you even got a chance to kiss me.
Me: I'm sorry what???
Her: You heard me. If a girl is willing to kiss you then you should spend some money on her to make her feel important.
Me: First of all I don't have that kind of money lying around to spend on a girl I just met. And if you want to feel important by getting free money and g*fts then go and start your OF.
Her: I can do that if I want and I'll make more money than you could ever
Me: Good. Go and become an online whore for perves if that makes you feel important.
Her: How dare you call me a whore? God, you have such small dick energy.
Me: Oh you believe in energy as well. Why am I not surprised?
Her: Shut up. The only reason I met you was that you looked rich. Otherwise, I wouldn't even have looked at you twice let alone have sex with you. I'm sure you got a small 2-inch white dick and can't even get hard. I'm gonna go and find myself a nice tall black guy and then I'm going to ride his 10-inch long black dick while you stay home and keep jerking your small dick to some whiteboy porn.
Me: Haha, You think you can be like one of those girls in those videos? Those girls are drop-dead gorgeous not basic like you. You barely got any tits. The only dick you are meant to ride belongs to nasty-ass hobos living under a bridge.
She got mad and started throwing my pillows at me. Then she kicked my table lamp which broke and then she ran away.
Crazy entitled bitch.
The argument that followed was like this
Me: We only met a few hours ago and you want a new phone????
Her: That's only fair, you want sex from me right?
Me: I'm sure sex with you is not worth a new iPhone.
Her: Wow. You got some nerve to say that. Dude, you're not even 6 feet tall but I still agreed to meet you. You should be thankful that you even got a chance to kiss me.
Me: I'm sorry what???
Her: You heard me. If a girl is willing to kiss you then you should spend some money on her to make her feel important.
Me: First of all I don't have that kind of money lying around to spend on a girl I just met. And if you want to feel important by getting free money and g*fts then go and start your OF.
Her: I can do that if I want and I'll make more money than you could ever
Me: Good. Go and become an online whore for perves if that makes you feel important.
Her: How dare you call me a whore? God, you have such small dick energy.
Me: Oh you believe in energy as well. Why am I not surprised?
Her: Shut up. The only reason I met you was that you looked rich. Otherwise, I wouldn't even have looked at you twice let alone have sex with you. I'm sure you got a small 2-inch white dick and can't even get hard. I'm gonna go and find myself a nice tall black guy and then I'm going to ride his 10-inch long black dick while you stay home and keep jerking your small dick to some whiteboy porn.
Me: Haha, You think you can be like one of those girls in those videos? Those girls are drop-dead gorgeous not basic like you. You barely got any tits. The only dick you are meant to ride belongs to nasty-ass hobos living under a bridge.
She got mad and started throwing my pillows at me. Then she kicked my table lamp which broke and then she ran away.
Crazy entitled bitch.
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