I just confessed the bad things I was doing here in Cedar Falls. It was my mother in law, my wife, a video camera, some scissors and me.
Today certain people will know that I'd been screwing around. We want them to know that I won't be doing that any more. We want certain people that visit this site to know that I won't be visiting or writing here any more.
There are certain situations that can be very persuasive. Testicles between scissor blades can be on of them.
We want to inform you that I was so sure that I was going to feel those scissors that It scared the shit out of me and the pee.
We are informing you that when I felt the sharpness of those scissors that I begged them for my balls and cried.
We are informing you that I will never screw around or write about screwing around ever again and that if I do I'll learn just how sharp my mother in laws scissors really are. Certain people deserve to hear the confession. Certain women will get it in the mail. Anyone who believes they should see it should contact my mother in law.