beginning of this summer i was seeing someone kinna and they hadda tongue ring and wier makin out and gettin all comfortable with eachother ya no in postions cuddlin and what not makin out like mad and stuff like that, well we lost our clothes or most of them ne ways.........
one thing leads to another and im like "im stuck" and well wouldnt u no our luck, practcally but naked in a positon making out and my tongue gets stuck in his tongue ring and we couldnt get it everytime we tried somethin it either hurt his tongue or cut into mine and no one we knew would answer there phone and we new we had get to a hospital.....
we get 911 on the phone tryin to explain whats wrong shes laughing and wier tryin to not laugh itz hard enough to talk and sure enough paramedics get there wrap blankets around us and made me resssume the postion we wre in on the stretcher to preveent ne other tearing of the tongues and cuz we couldnt be seperated.....
we get to the hospital and u wouldve thot we were the main attraction we had so many ?'s and ppl staring at us and drs and nurses laughing at us it was so emabarasing i wanted to die.......
i think the dr got his rox off and like a couple hrs after we fgot there it was all fixed

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by Anonymous on Mar 7, 2006 at 4:22 AM

You write like my little sister writes; she's 12; too young for trading spit.

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by Anonymous on Mar 7, 2006 at 10:40 PM

She's 19 but kinda retarded.

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by Anonymous on Mar 8, 2006 at 9:40 PM

ur such a wannabe...u no u woulda liked it and itz none of ur damn buisness how old i am so what now...just enjoy the humor dont destroy it

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by Anonymous on Mar 13, 2006 at 3:21 AM

Where's the humor?

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by Anonymous on Apr 5, 2006 at 6:32 PM

Huh? They would like to get their tongue stuck in some STD infested teenager's tongue ring?

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