They Don’t Know!
No, we didn’t have internet, cellphones or TikTok. But, we didn’t have Covid lockdowns, HIV or things like Tranq either.
Thanks to no cellphone videos or digital cameras, there’s no record of their grandma sitting topless on my shoulders at a Dead show, tripping on acid. No proof of that one girl in high school who gave out blowjobs under the bleachers just by asking. Hey, back then you could fuck just about any girl you wanted, no condoms, you just asked if she was on the pill.
What they don’t understand ( and I think it would freak them out) is anything they have done, will do or will think about doing sexually, I’ve done to their grandmother. Backseats, on the beach in broad daylight, in the bathroom at the bar, we did it.
Best part is, every now and then, we still get busy. Try to bleach that out of your head!
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