Straight Male / 36
Women?
My first job was at a firm of accountants. It was a large practice in a big office block. Samantha was a couple of years older than me; she was blonde, beautiful, sexy, incredible body and as cold as fuck!! I made the mistake of asking her out for a drink not longer after I started, the look of distaste on her face, I won’t lie, it knocked my confidence. She was a total bitch.
I liked everybody else in the company, and she seemed to like everybody else except me. Over a couple of years I fucking tried hard to befriend her, she would have none of it; rude, condescending and insulting; however, she was lovely and sweet with everybody else, even the canteen staff. She just hated me and I had no idea why.
I didn’t put any money in her leaving or wedding present collection at work, I thought fuck her, she won’t give me the time of day so I didn’t put anything in the collection envelope, or sign the wedding or leaving card. She was marrying some big wig from London and after the wedding was moving down there to live with him; I was looking forward to cow leaving as I always felt uncomfortable around her.
On her last day I was just leaving the office, and she actually spoke to me! She asked why I wasn’t going to the pub for her leaving do, and why I hadn’t signed either of her cards. I was dumbstruck? I told her I didn’t think she would want me there, she then tears up and asks me to go, as her leaving do wouldn’t be the same without me. WTF??? I thought, but I did like everybody else in the office so went.
Samantha was lovely with me at the pub, sat next to me and at points we were totally engaged in conversation with each other. It was fucking bizarre! A few of us then went for a curry after the pub, she sat next to me again. After years of being a cold bitch she was suddenly warm, engaging and quite delightful, just like she was with others! I enjoyed myself.
It ended up with just the two of us in the restaurant. I said I’d organise a taxi for us both as my flat wasn’t too far from her parents house. Taxi pulls up outside my place and I’m going on about how much I’ve enjoyed myself and it’s a shame we didn’t become friends sooner, when she just started snogging my face off. In my flat I stripped the goddess of all her clothes, what an amazing sight that was! I kept expecting her to revert to being a bitch and it was all some joke; but no, I fucked her brains out. Sam was incredible in the sack, we fucked all night almost until morning. I wake up and she’s gone. I didn’t hear a word from her for ages.
A couple of years later she pops into the office as she’s just had a baby. I go to talk to her and tell her how beautiful her baby is and guess what, cold, obnoxious bitch is back!!! Talked to everybody but actively excluded me, she wouldn’t even acknowledge I was there!!!! If I live to a million years old I will never understand women, she was though one of the best shags I’ve ever had.
I liked everybody else in the company, and she seemed to like everybody else except me. Over a couple of years I fucking tried hard to befriend her, she would have none of it; rude, condescending and insulting; however, she was lovely and sweet with everybody else, even the canteen staff. She just hated me and I had no idea why.
I didn’t put any money in her leaving or wedding present collection at work, I thought fuck her, she won’t give me the time of day so I didn’t put anything in the collection envelope, or sign the wedding or leaving card. She was marrying some big wig from London and after the wedding was moving down there to live with him; I was looking forward to cow leaving as I always felt uncomfortable around her.
On her last day I was just leaving the office, and she actually spoke to me! She asked why I wasn’t going to the pub for her leaving do, and why I hadn’t signed either of her cards. I was dumbstruck? I told her I didn’t think she would want me there, she then tears up and asks me to go, as her leaving do wouldn’t be the same without me. WTF??? I thought, but I did like everybody else in the office so went.
Samantha was lovely with me at the pub, sat next to me and at points we were totally engaged in conversation with each other. It was fucking bizarre! A few of us then went for a curry after the pub, she sat next to me again. After years of being a cold bitch she was suddenly warm, engaging and quite delightful, just like she was with others! I enjoyed myself.
It ended up with just the two of us in the restaurant. I said I’d organise a taxi for us both as my flat wasn’t too far from her parents house. Taxi pulls up outside my place and I’m going on about how much I’ve enjoyed myself and it’s a shame we didn’t become friends sooner, when she just started snogging my face off. In my flat I stripped the goddess of all her clothes, what an amazing sight that was! I kept expecting her to revert to being a bitch and it was all some joke; but no, I fucked her brains out. Sam was incredible in the sack, we fucked all night almost until morning. I wake up and she’s gone. I didn’t hear a word from her for ages.
A couple of years later she pops into the office as she’s just had a baby. I go to talk to her and tell her how beautiful her baby is and guess what, cold, obnoxious bitch is back!!! Talked to everybody but actively excluded me, she wouldn’t even acknowledge I was there!!!! If I live to a million years old I will never understand women, she was though one of the best shags I’ve ever had.
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