Same Penis Forever Tattoo

I'm in my 40s and back on the dating scene after a very bad divorce. I'm on my fourth date with this woman who's a bit older than me and just got out of a really really bad divorce. She's a personal trainer at one of those all women bootcamp gyms and is in really good shape. Short with small tits but a great ass.

Anyways, we get to talking about tattoos and I ask her if she has any. She shows me one on her wrist, one on her ankle and says there's another one in private that she'll show me another day. The next day I ask her about it and I get a pic of her leg with a glimpse of her orange and yellow panties. In very tiny cursive writing along her leg very near her pussy is "same penis forever" tattooed.

She goes on to explain that she was a virgin when she got married and that her friends had these fake tattoos that said the same thing at her bachorlette party. Turns out she got a little drunk and had the real thing tattooed on her leg.

On a related note. If I keep playing my cards right I'll get to be the one to break that ill begotten tattooed vow.