To begin, i'm going to tell you something that will make my confession easier to understand. My mom is an ex-hooker (luckily w/o any diseases) and she taught me a lot about men. Well, my boyfriend and I were in my room one night when my mom was out and we decided that it was time we finally screwed. We had been dating for, like, 8 months. We turned on some loud music so the neighbors couldn't hear us (I tend to be quite vocal during sex and I live in an apartment w/ really thin walls.) Obviously, I didn't hear my her come home and my mom walked in my room to yell at me to turn the music down and she came face to face with the two of us, in a very compromising position. She yelled over the music, "Candi, I hope you're using a condom!" (we were) and left. Later that night when my b/f went home, my mom confronted me and asked what positions I'd used, if I performed felatio, and who came first. She also said that I was "damn loud." She's kind of a nympho, my mom, and it's a good thing too. Anyone else's mom would have shit in her pants if they caught their daughter that way.