Lately I've had a thing for cumming in girls. These are hookups & flings, I'm not going with anyone.

Some are o.k. if I say you will pull out, if I'm careful I can squirt a little in before I pull out & squirt the rest on her belly button.

Other ones make me wear a condom, but if you poke a little hole on each side of the package, you can push the tip through, slice it off, and pull the rest back into the package. I've heard you can microwave them and then they will basically shred, but I haven't tried that yet. Maybe this weekend.

Some of these girls don't even know my real name, the ones that do are doing it with other guys too - no reason to point a finger at me if they wind up with a big belly.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 20, 2006 at 11:22 AM

A better way. Rub lotion on your penis before putting on the condom. Then as you insert it you can quickly slide the whole thing off without their knowing the they will think it is on.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 21, 2006 at 6:03 PM

you guys are fucking sick,really,why would you want to rune some girls life.I could never do a thing like that to a girl.I am 19 and beleive we should bring back a thing called chivalry,the way that men should treat women. Brought about in the days of knights,when women were treated as women,not objects for are use and pleasure!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 21, 2006 at 9:22 PM

amen to that... twisted assholes!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 22, 2006 at 10:18 PM

Hahaha; you idiot. Wait till one nails you and you have to spend the next 18 years paying her child support. Hey if you don't think it can happen to you; just look at all those in jails. They all thought they wouldn't get caught either. Again I repeat; <FONT COLOR=red> <B>
your an IDIOT. </B>

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 24, 2006 at 12:17 AM

You fucking moron, even if this bullshit post were true. Just wait till one of these dumb sluts gives you an STD.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 2, 2006 at 12:59 AM

It's not only with girls, I'm a guy and I have a steady buddy, at first he said he would pull out, but he wouldn't, so I made him wear a condom. That worked for a few times, then one night I had cum in me again, when I asked him about it he said he must have blown the end out. It happened a few more times, come to find out he was poking holes in them. I cut him off for a while and he stopped with the holes.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 10, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Medievel times weren't exactly the happiest.
Listen to this:

In days of old
when knights were bold
and codoms were not yet invented
you tied a sock around the cock and children were prevented.

and:

Ah, for the days when men were men
and sheep were nervous.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2006 at 2:02 PM

One acronymn: A.I.D.S.
Not funny.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 14, 2006 at 7:11 PM

I would love to see it made a law that if a man or a gal keeps making babies and not caring for them- they have to get sterilized!

The world would be better off if most guys were eunuchs, too!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 28, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Karma's a Bitch ain't it!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 10, 2006 at 11:46 PM

Yeah, just like in the days of Henry VIII -- get real!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 12, 2006 at 6:14 AM

You can also put lotion on your penis so the condom will slide easily. You can slide it off and pom it as you are holding yourself to go in. You will then slide in and she will not know you don't have a condom until she sits to pee and notices it coming out of her.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 5, 2007 at 3:26 AM

you're my hero bro

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