I Liked Her And She Needed A Place To Land

I went to Dallas for an interview, they put me up at the Crown Plaza. I went down to the bar around eleven, a hotel hooker met me at my room. She was well used, so I wore a condom. She left with her 35 bucks, I went to bed. The next morning I head down for coffee and the hookers sitting in the lobby. We make eye contact so I go over and ask her if she went home. Her smile told me she slept somewhere but not in a bed. I bought her coffee and sent her up to my room to shower and get some sleep.

And that's how I got me a hotel hooker for a wife. Didn't get the job.