I work in a busy office setting (cubicles, some offices, lots of windows, plenty of staff, etc).
My confession: I masturbate at work! Sometimes, it's in the bathroom or in an empty office, once or twice in a boardroom but frequently it's in my cubicle, even if the others are sitting at their desks.
I make sure that I keep a supply of napkins or tissues to clean myself up afterwards because it has gotten messy.
The thing is that you can't make a sound!!!
How crazy is that? Betcha there are others out there who have done the same ... I know there is but you just won't confess! ;)
Call me crazy? It's alright ... I'm happy with what I'm doing and I haven't been caught yet!